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Shirts - Only $12
 
Make a bold fashion statement in one of our highly stylized t-shirts.  You'll be the envy of all your friends when you show up at the dinner party in one of these!  You'll look great while changing your oil in the driveway,  shopping at the mall, performing surgery, looking to the right and coughing!  No matter what the occasion, these shirts fit the bill.  And attention ladies: these shirts with just a pair of 3" heels and one of our hats--a knockout!  And they're fun for the whole family, buy them now!
 

Hats - Only $12
 
Don't be left unprotected!  You need the protection afforded by one of our way cool hats!  These hats are guaranteed to block dangerous progressive rays emanating from the alien progressive mother-ship we all know is hovering in the ionosphere.  You can not be too careful!  Get one of these hats for each member of your family.  These hats not only protect sound and reasoned logic driven thinking, they look great at home, in the office, pool-side or at a bail hearing.  Better get two just to be on the safe side! 
 

Mugs - Only $12
 
You asked for it, we heard you.  It took almost 20 years for us to respond but rest assured, we heard you.  Now available, the official Coolarity line of bourbon mugs are here and ready to ship!  And don't think that these mugs are only for bourbon.  No, far from it.  They may be used for coffee, tea, pencil holders, in bar fights, red pop, Christmas tree ornaments...the list goes on and on.  Use your imagination.  The possibilities are endless.  I'd buy at least two if I were you!
 

Decals - Only $3 and Magnets - Only $6
 
Magnets and bumper stickers?  We got 'em!  These super fine units may be pasted up anywhere!  Put them on your car, your refrigerator, across the mouth of an irritating co-worker, on the metal plate in your head--the possibilities are endless!  Buy a bunch and hand them out to friends and family!
 


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